The Talking Dog

This joke was sent to me by Dogproblems.com I thought you might get a kick out of it!

Alright-- you can file this one under, "Bad Dog Training Jokes."A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees asign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog ForSale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him thedog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labradorretriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, hesays, "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talkwhen I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I toldthe CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no onefigured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their mostvaluable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn'tgetting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for ajob at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering nearsuspicious characters andlistening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch ofmedals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wantsfor the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling himso cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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